Fun fact: Kellen Clemens entered the league 6 years before Kellen Moore. They both retired in 2017.

I stand with Matt Ufford on this matter:

Yes, that truly is the most salient takeaway from this incident of a man threatening to murder the mother of his young child.

He’s that Kellen Moore? I just assumed there was no way that it was the same one. The third-stringer who they picked up when he was cut by the Lions (the Lions).

Why doesn't he just duck?

Who does Billy write these for, anyway? Who’s the audience here? Anyone who’s followed soccer even casually in the past year would already know everything he just said. It’s like this article is written for a very specific slice of readers who are interested enough in soccer to click on the blog post, but also didn’t…

He spent 900-something words to say something that was already spelled out in the title. That’s pretty good mileage, considering.

Nah, that’s not the behavior of someone with Alzheimer’s or CTE. This just sounds like some kid curious about things he’s never learned.

An idea I’ve had rolling around - and I’d like to know what people think: Setting up a lifetime health organization for NFL alumni. Something like the VA - a central, independently managed group, funded by the league and team owners, that guarantees lifetime health coverage for NFL players and their families. At the…

I get what you’re saying, but “Verlander says he thinks eclipses are nice” isn’t exactly the type of controversial statement that anyone would think needs to be cleared. I doubt most journalists would’ve thought confirmation was necessary, anymore than mentioning that Verlander said the weather was nice. Verlander is…

The problem here is that “most miserable” just isn’t fine-grained enough. So below is the Classification of Misery. In no particular order:

So - I think he might’ve meant to say “He is DECKED.” But between the excitement of the play, the exhaustion of watching a 4th quarter of a preseason game, and possibly because he was referencing slang that he doesn’t normally use because he wants to be cool with the kids, it came out wrong.

Tell Papa that though I fervently desire to be by his side in the family business, I must first sate my lust for travels and adventure. But he must fret not, for surely I shall return afore the springtime, in time for opening day of the XFL.

Little known fact: Andrew Luck is Nicole Brown’s nephew. This is his revenge.

Drew’s original post was just “Andrew Luck” repeated 4000 times.

Well, great news! They get to tank again.

OGS designated Pogba and Rashford as United’s takers and was leaving it up to them to decide who should take them. Rashford offered Pogba the ball as soon as the penalty was awarded.

Counterpoint: Lindelöf is, in fact, NOT a poor defender.

North Island of New Zealand for me if I ever knock up my wife.

The deliberations were two hours and the foreman said they didn’t believe one word the woman said.