That dude gets fired too - for snitching.

At least now all the players know what they to do if they want to get out of their contracts and hit free agency early.

Hes got this weird hitch after he releases, where instead of following through naturally, he jerks his arm back like it’s recoiling. Evident in both the movie clip and his real-life motion. It’s weird.

A dystopic vision of baseball 50 years from now: breeding labs of babies and kids, raised from test tubes, Yankees and Red Sox jealously guarding their “farm systems” from corporate spies looking to steal Derek Jeter sperm; daughters of famous baseballers being paid millions to be contracted to “develop” teams for…