That theory also applies to Rom-coms but people still make them.

Why’s that dude chewing a double dildo?

When I was 13 I found professionally shot nude pics and negatives of my stripper stepmom while being a turd and rifling through her and my dad’s private things. Not only did I steal many for JO purposes, but I slso sold many of the doubles to friends and random people on the school bus. Yep, I’m a turrible…

Michael Givingtree