“ rape trees”

This is like a shot-by-shot breakdown of 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Not sure what would give you those vibes . . .

No. He’s good friends with Jeffrey Epstein, defended Epstein, and has been accused of sex with an underage girl. His response was that her statements weren’t under oath. So, the victim submitted a sworn declaration to the court. 

You know stig, I’ve been looking for a while now, and I can’t find a single reason why you and others think this tweet was aimed at centrist or right-leaning Democrats. Candidate O-C does’t say it and neither does Katherine.

That seagull is so judging you.

Don’t forget: he possibly murdered his first wife.

Am I the only one who gets rapey vibes from Dershowitz? Everything about him is repulsive.

Well, lucky for you and David Democratic Socialists aren’t full-blown socialists (and most actual socialists would likely argue that the DSA aren’t socialists at all).

Chuck Schumer is aghast at the lack of Civility™ 

Her yacht example is decidedly on-point. Everyone can see how stupid tax breaks for yacht owners are. More examples like this, Democrats, please!

This, America. THIS is what you do when you want to beat the establishment. You don’t elect some loudmouthed ignorant self-serving dipshit when you want to shake things up. You elect people like this. Take notes. 

Hey Democrats, the reason she won is she energized non-voters to come out and vote for her with fantastic, modern ideas. Your oh so careful polling missed this because you do not bother to poll the people who made the difference in her primary win.

then what is the difference between them and a R senator, and why should a black voter in rural Alabama bother to wait in a four hour line just to be thrown under the bus because ~bipartisanship~

I love her ideas. We need a whole bunch more of her.

He’s also the Minority Leader so he, along with whip Dick Durbin, are also responsible for the voting record of his party. When he lets DINOs vote their conscious rather than set up a unified front, he’s basically demonstrating he can’t (or doesn’t want) to keep his house in order.

White and Russian, like the two of you?

SCHUMer. It’s right there in his name!

You don’t get a cookie for showing up eight years late to the party.

Uh yeah, it is kinda hard. Go ask Michael Jordan how ‘easy’ it is to hit a Double A pitchers slider.