Yeeeeah. I was aiming for a tone like that of Stephen Colbert, but I landed on Tucker Carlson. I think the lesson here is to never be impressed with your own writing.

Holy shit, this goes so deep that it almost crosses the other side and comes out looking sincere.

Lemme get this straight...this woman of obvious foreign descent was given an opportunity to work in her natural habitat (a kitchen) to provide meals and smiles to those in need, and instead of exuding gratitude for being allowed to live in the land of the free, the home of the brave, the shining city on the hill, the…

I think the joke is the person said “Great trade!” before even knowing who is taking Player X’s place, inferring that Player X was not liked and they’re just happy he’s gone.

You’re mad because the protagonist in this game is not black and the white dude you were forced to play as doesn’t have 21st century wokeness?

Not if you convert to centoemeters.

Still don’t know why the solution to the racist police state is to change voice actors for PoC characters.

It only afterwards that this was probably the most brutal episode as it was filled with so many emotionally horrifying moments, but the way it never stopped to wallow in them just caused it to be this never-ending of sorrow in the best possible way. In addition, the fact that all of those moments were these common…

The White House is officially Bizarro Jurassic Park.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked

I am more proud of my work as a public defender than anything else I have done in my life. You are free to feel whatever you wish about me and my choices.

I’ve practiced as a criminal defense lawyer for a decade, so I feel confident telling you that what the person described in the letter is not “assault” in any legal sense of the world (I would also note that “casual contact” while flirting is not necessarily “hoping for a sexual response,” but we’re probably splitting…

Is it weird that this is actually one of the more unnerving threads I’ve read in a while? The OP implies that initiating physical contact to flirt is assault, with the overarching assumption that the person receiving this contact doesn’t want it. When several people politely rebut that there are different kinds of…

That’s a much clearer and more polished way to phrase what I was going to say, which was that this person is clearly an alien robot from outer space that has never interacted with humans before.

I think this may be a little overblown. I know nobody likes when people lawyer up on this stuff, but the absolute lowest form of assault would be to intentionally cause physical contact with someone that a reasonable person would regard as extremely offensive or extremely provocative. “Unwanted physical contact”…

I admit the line between flirty touching and unwanted touching is finer than ever, and rightly so ... but, no, not every bit of casual touching is assault.

Cosigned.

At this point it could be 80% POC and AV Club would still be unhappy.

“That’s not extremely great, as it’s actually just under 42 percent, but it is better than it has been in the past.”

Goddam I hope so!