Bet writers for this website came there pants when they heard that news. fucking psychos. Yall been shitting in kevin for days stop acting like you give a shit 

‘good-natured ribbing’?  I’m serious when I complain about how far downhill AVC has gone.

I know we give this site of good-natured ribbing about how it has gone downhill in the past several years, but good lord. This happened 5 days ago. You've posted like three retrospectives about how Friends wasn't actually very good since then. How is this just now news?

By all accounts Drew Brees is a tremendously decent human being. (I’m not a saints fan). I also happen to be a straight white male who is a Christian, and I find conversion therapy completely and utterly disgusting, an abuse of human rights, and unnecessary interference in someone’s life when you have no right to do…

Hey all. Just wanted to drop in here and give a very sincere thank you to everyone who’s read the piece and everyone who’s commented below. I had to kind of talk myself into writing this, for a number of reasons, but I’m glad I did, and I’m deeply moved by the responses here—by those of you sharing your own…

I feel like you could’ve helped progress the process of not tying everything Osaka does back to that moment by not using the entire final paragraph of this article to tie Osaka’s actions in this unrelated match that didn’t even feature Williams back to that moment.

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

Ha yeah...I’m sure I would be no better at threading that needle but:

Billy Haisley - ‘I agree with the rapist, ...ABOUT VAR! VAR!’

Wow, guy who fellates teams and players who routinely dive in the box writes 275th article dissing VAR. It's almost as if those two things are related. 

Guessing there was no VAR in that Vegas hotel.

VARticles, the lifeblood of Deadspin.

I couldn’t stand the show in its prime, mainly because I found the attempt at a joke every 5 seconds rarely paid off. But dear God, these “This old show/movie/book/song doesn’t exactly fit my politics of the moment” pieces are getting tired...one might say they’re not aging well.

Whitney is like if every precious late 00's indie band with jangly guitars laced their chamomile teas with trazodone. Every Whitney song has vocals delivering the same intonation and drumming that sounds designed to not disturb the neighbors during band practice. Imagine James Blunt joining Real Estate and having an…

Legitimate thoughts and prayers for that man. I hope his friends and remaining family stay close to him and give him the support he’ll need for years. I don’t think I’d be able to go on, so I hope Blake Bivens is stronger than me.

Imagine Chris Thompson’s reaction next NBA season when a player who catches a pass and lands in the front row has to forfeit possession to the other team.

Runners advancing when a live ball goes out of play is obscure? Okay then.

Wait, are you saying people who re-marry should abandon their kids from their previous marriage?

Demarcus cousins is a huge piece of shit, and I can’t believe it’s taken this long for his stupid ass to get into the legal system.