A lot of people can’t handle witnessing the truth. 

Very true. My uncle was a notary public. That career is no joke.

In my opinion, we can never express our thanks loudly or often enough for the heroic actions of all the notaries who have sacrificed everything for this country. 

I mean, I’m sure they *like* notaries. They fill an important role during the signing of contracts and the like. But I think that liking falls a like short of “hard on.”

I guess being 10 years-old at the time of 9-11 wasn’t enough to appreciate the horror? I take the point that American imperialism over the decades has created the instability that fuels a lot of terrorism, but to say that nearly 3,000 civilians deserved to die is just abhorrent. For those of us who are a little older…

To tack onto my last post, here’s what JC Lee is accused of (per CBR.com, summarizing a Hollywood Reporter Article):

If this were a normal republican administration I’d agree with you, but Spicer was the public face covering for some truly despicable shit with obvious lies. DWTS is rewarding him for his attacks on the foundations of America, and I think any public figure who defends him deserves a degree of scorn. Making certain…

On the one hand, I would prefer that fascist and fascist-enabling political figures disappear forever from the public discourse, even to the extent of not being cast on TV D-list “celebrity” talent shows. On the other hand, this is exactly the kind of insufferably smug commentary that provides the right with a great…

Holy crap, Whoa! Lana Wachowski is directing a new Matrix sequel starring Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss

If I’m understanding the chain of events correctly, the NFL tightened up its helmet rules before last season, and there were two major changes that are pertinent here: certain models were banned, and ANY helmet over 10 years old was banned. Everybody got a grace period to play a year with their old helmet, even if it…

As one of those sewer trash, I can confirm that I’m now able to achieve climax to a photo of a Raiders helmet.

The only thing more tiring than having to write the umpteenth anti-VAR post is having to witness video replay poison this wonderful sport them from week to week.

Handball:Cold :: VAR:Cancer :: Goal line tech:tummy ache :: Billy’s soccer takes:explosive diarrhea.

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The handball rule can be good or bad, but either way it is changeable, marginal, and self-contained. VAR is permanent, pervasive, and omnipresent. To think about which one is worse, try to image a world without one or the other.

So we’re all agreed then: VAR is a good thing and that handball rule sucks,

VAR is the answer. It is consistently righting wrongs and keeping outcomes legitimate. You would rather see City win a match they shouldn’t have won? Get off it, Deadspin. This “VAR is bad” take is the worst take since Burneko’s ridiculous Anthony Davis takes that he went on a ban rampage over.

Oh hey is it that time again for a hit piece by Billy who somehow advocates against making sure the call on the field is correct?  All rule judging should be taken out of the hands of meat sacks. It's the exact reason why baseball needs an electronic umpire behind home plate to call balls and strikes. So it's…

DEadspin/Billy against getting calls right. Such a shocker

That episode where Joe Pera discovers The Who’s Baba O’Riley for the first time was the hardest I’ve laughed in awhile.  I think this is the best show Adult Swim has put out in a long while.