This is what happens when you let women drive.

“He scored a two goals, both of which were the best of the match.”

You know when peole talk about frivolous lawsuits? This right here is the very opposite of that.

Drink it. It would be really awkward if you just stared at her silently, with cold, lifeless eyes, inviting the void. The dark, ancient ones. The first ones, from beyond the veil. The ones who once walked this Earth before man, and seek to return to perform a terrible reckoning. That’d be really awkward for everyone,…

Chris Brown is also a monster, Mr. Barris, and you had no problem hiring him. Not to say Rosanne didn’t get what she richly deserved but glass houses nonetheless.

It is both disappointingly unsurprising

In a surprise move, the club announced Alan Alda as the new manager, citing it time for a fresh start.

Whew. Whataboutism in record time.

Pros: More time to check twitter

Hot Take / Unwanted advice:

My comment really started as a “random lines on map was dumb” view. As someone else noted, that’s led to problems with other groups such as the Kurds. The way the region was divided up post WW2 has created problems, and there aren’t easy fixes. Turkey and Iraq oppose a separate Kurdish state. But maybe we should learn…

What do you think the overlap is between people who think the R. Kelly and Chris Brown allegations are made up and the people who think Donald Glover is “acting white” and self-hating?

all these think pieces on Glover and his choice of significant other! I swear, it’s as if Childish Gambino has been out here pissing on black teenagers and holding black women against their will in sex slave cults or something...

But it’s hilarious because the stalker was a woman. No matter that she was caught with a knife and this could easily have turned into another Jodi Arias case. Let’s just kid around and make jokes about how that is just like the thing people do when they don’t return messages. /s

He’s still the second worst Simmons when dealing with the Celtics.

Yes, using your arbitrary “who is credible” system when it’s convenient for you is called being a rape apologist. One could say Deadspin’s refusal to acknowledge this hurts their credibility.

Ley, Marchman, Drew... even Diana, whose job is to write about these very such cases... have all been at Deadspin longer than a year and a half. The HR Department (just one floor below them) is still the same. It’s very relevant that you have multiple people aware of, and in some cases actively covering up, sexual…

Blaming the victim? I thought that wasn’t allowed ‘round these parts.

Yet I was greyed from Deadspin for questioning whether a police report from 22 years ago that didn’t result in any charges is really newsworthy, and is worthy of a blog post from the person considered the most accomplished writer for Deadspin. I was taking the unpopular side, but shouldn’t that be allowed a voice?

BeeJoli Shah was told by HR that she should be quiet since Greg was friends with the editors and was dating someone higher up in the company. She was coincidentally fired not long after. She has publicly stated her story multiple times. I’ve placed links to her story many times. If you choose to ignore it that’s on…