Gravlax is actually really, really easy to make and very hard to screw up. The only real difficulty is slicing it very thin and that just requires a really sharp knife and a lot of patience.

This. And I think he read the letter wrong - it doesn’t say he is in the shower with his girlfriend while he blows his nose out. She just finds it disgusting in general (like my wife does). However, it does help a lot to clear out your sinuses - even my ENT doctor recommended it.

This reads like a high school senior tasked with recreating Drew’s humor and writing style after reading one old Funbag.

Second paragraph, last sentence:

Unless Rosen’s girlfriend is homeless, I don’t see how any of this is relevant information.

Who the fuck approves this drivel?

I think if you are willing to approach this subject honestly, it should be obvious that a line must be drawn somewhere. If not, the logic eventually leads to acceptance of a single “open” division between the sexes, effectively extinguishing women’s athletics.

Yes, Perez’s character is exactly like Tomei’s character in My Cousin Vinny. Yeah, it’s a little goofy, but they establish throughout in small ways that they are both smart and have particular knowledge that support what happens in the end.

Yeah.

This is a truly incorrect application of the term deus ex machina (not from you, but the author). It was well established throughout the movie, and while it could possibly strain credulity (if not be a bit discriminatory) that Gloria would be the type of person who would actively attempt to get on Jeopardy, it…

Very timely article thank you.

Next week on Hannah Is A Downer: ‘Ratatouille’ Is A Joyful Rejection Of Basic Hygiene

This might not be the type of show you’re looking for, but maybe check out Party Down (assuming you haven’t already, as it’s nearly 10 years old). It’s also about struggling actors, and certainly has its dark moments, but it doesn’t have the violence or Walter White type of character you may be interested in. But if…

Watchmen’s opening credits are basically the only unambiguously good part of the movie.

And I’ve always loved Lord of War’s journey of a bullet from creation to murdering a kid.

This article in 3 sentences: “I want to live in NY and have access to its job market and lifestyle; but I don’t want to pay what it costs to live there. Sure, I could go to Pittsburgh and have a much lower cost of living; but I don’t find the lifestyle or job market as attractive. It’s all so unfair.”

Did you just call threatening to murder a bunch of children with a shotgun “sordid and tragic things” happening to Jonathan Martin?

Incognito is a total piece of shit. And Martin clearly has some ... issues.

Billy is a lot of things. A thinking person is not one of them.

This is well-argued but I just don’t think I can accept a 2011 movie about people cheating on each other being the best superhero film of 1994.

This show is hilarious. Klepper is so good. It deserves more love.

seriously. Comey, McCabe, Preet Bhara, etc. etc.. Is he really this dumb? I think he is just so used to being able to intimidate people with litigation that he cannot adjust his strategy.