“the PS4 has a lot of great games but also a lot of remakes and remasters, it still lacks a killer app everyone agrees on like the new Zelda on Switch.”

Right, this is a good movie, but Sandlot isn’t.

Let’s not forget the Miami Marlins forming a pitching staff of nothing but professional bowlers.

There was some German in there too. “Endlich...wir tanzen.” – “Finally...we dance.”

Since Farouk originated in Morocco, I thought it would be fitting that he switched from French to Arabic during the conversation.

Still waiting for 2018's first interviewee to answer the ghosts question with “What? Hell no.”

And here we all thought The Emoji Movie would be the bomb that ended his career.

Cheating on someone is not abusing them. It’s just not. Stop.

Nobody cares until you report on Greg Howard.

Yeah, she also had some hot take on being feminine and not a man-hating feminist. And how men and women are different (“Sorry.”).

Nah when she’s 30 she’ll be writing about how God sent her a second husband and it was all His plan.

I’ve said something similar before but I don’t want a female James Bond or a female Indiana Jones or a female anything else. I don’t want the scraps of a tired franchise for great actresses. Give us new franchises with powerful women with their own new stories. I think it’s happening by the way so basically just MOAR…

OMG, Victoria Higgins may be my new favorite rage-read.

It is so incredibly dishonest that the writer left out that fact that police received MULTIPLE 911 calls that he was believed to be pointing a “gun” at people. Why neglect to mention that? I’m genuinely curious. Did you think it’s immaterial?

The fact that you’re lumping the AV Club’s game coverage together with Kotaku’s suggests to me that you haven’t read one or both of them. They take substantially different approaches. For one thing, AV Club doesn’t really cover cosplay, streamers, pro gaming, or MMOs.

“Am I ‘proud’ of the game? I don’t know what that means. There’s something very egotistical about being proud of something. ‘Proud’ sort of implies that you believe that it reinforces your intrinsic value as a person.”

I loved Braid, but Christ, is this guy an insufferable dickhead.

With whom did Fowler “make out” in his first at-bat, Barry? And did getting to first base at least count towards his OBP?

Exactly. Anyone else with his persona I’d probably hate, but he pulls it off so well, and in an obviously “in on it” way, that’s it’s totally endearing.

The dogs could be Internet commenters who haven’t watched many Wes Anderson movies but feel compelled to mis-explain them to the world. I mean, that would be a possibility, right? Ah, but then I guess you’d sue him for telling your life story without your permission.