PRs don’t need to be perfect and rarely are. They do however need to be reasonably good form... This was nothing of the sort. Don’t think he should be trying for singles yet.

They’re also great in likeness to the air dryers they replace in enabling a sanitary person whose washed their hands to have to touch the door that all the unsanitary assholes who haven’t bothered to wash their hands have also handled. In fairness these exist in poorly thought out restrooms with no paper towels and…