Stephen Fry did a Homer Simpson impression and oh my god I think my life is complete:

I'm sorry?

Hey, I'm booked for the 7th-10th - taking the red eye home on Friday night.

Good job, Vox!

Ted Cruz doesn't own TedCruz.com

Not too bad!

Welcome to Australia, Hector.

ALSO I CAN'T GET INTO THE TC ROOM SO DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS? I HAVE FACETIME!

Haven't read F451 yet, but that sounds about right.

We just have boring yellows, whites and blacks :( My gran up in Queensland has a palm tree!

OK SO PLAN SO FAR: My cousin and his family are passing through Sydney, which is one of the main reasons I'm heading back home. So looks like I'll be flying out on the 7th and taking the red-eye home on the 11th. Don't apologise about having stuff! I wouldn't want to get in your way, but that's very sweet of you.…

I think you guys got that from me ages ago.

WHENEVER IS GOOD FOR YOU! I CAN DO SOMETIME TODAY THOUGH I'M UNAVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT … 7 HOURS. BUT I CAN DO AFTER THEN! I LOVE YOU TOO!

We've just been deprived for so long and

GUYS NETFLIX OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! THAT IS AMAZING AND SO WELL DESERVED! HOW ARE YOU? I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU!

Awww our country is a million times better for having you here! Sorry that the day you arrived our PM decided to show the worst of us - just block him out and you'll be fine :)

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! I have to check when a few appointments are, but otherwise I'll probably be looking to be there around the 8th-12th/13th depending on that, flights and accommodation.

In less than 8 hours, I will know the joy that is Netflix for a converted price that works out to be CHEAPER THAN THE US! *collapses from shock, as does rest of Australia*

But it's Adelaide!
….. I'm sorry, my dad's from there. Adelaide is the butt of every joke we make at home. Especially serial killer ones ….