Arrh man, I wish I had balls so I could staple shit to 'em.

More of this guy please, Jez! I likes him.

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It could've been worse, she could've fist-pumped him... yer know, like a terrorist.

@zeppogirl: YYEEEAAAHHHH.....

@LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: What a lovely story. Thanks for sharing X

Helena was dressing like a glorious bag-lady long before she met Burton. The British tabs have been pointing and laughing at her style for years... and in return she has gradually taken it up a notch. Lordy I love her!

Wasn't it nice of the people of Emerald city to help Paris with her dress. Now she just needs a broken vase as a crown and she's set!

A little warning, Mark... too much 'slap bass' may result in hairy palms.

Ava had evidently not learned a thing from Xavier's recent sunglasses-at-night misadventure.

Congrats Ruby_de_la_Booby, Kit Cloudkicker, yourestillinadream, and MagImpalor!!

@mocena: Haha, I love me some Paddy in that scene!

@rather be a geek than your groupie: Yep yep. The 'Andys'.

@alexandrahamilton: Bloomin' hearted.

@the glamwich: No worries, I didn't think you were. I was just clarifying. I know you're a good egg ;-)

@the glamwich: No, I wouldn't write him off as 'dumb'. I'd never had a great opinion of Eminem until I saw him on Jonathan Ross - on which he came across pretty self-aware. This interview makes him seem less so is all, which is where the doubt came from.

Eminem is a fool-of-a-took, you'll hear no disagreeing from me over that. But I think you've taken his words slightly out of context. I got the sense he was referring to a double standard which otherizes black rappers; ie setting up a ridiculous "oh but they're black, what do expect" distinction.