As Jane raced to get ready for her dinner party, she anxiously hoped her swish new robot-butler would distract the guests from her unfortunate pterodactyl hair.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: *shudder*

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: What the sweet jebus is that!?

Watching that video, all I could think about was Jennifer Garner trying to salvage 'Poise' magazine... except, you know, with an interesting transversal concept instead of pom poms and schmaltz.

I honestly don't think it's photoshop...

I guess if I really can't have Michael Sheen, I'm happy for Rachel to have him.

Congrats besticles, great work all round guys... especially emfish55 - that . was . epic!!

@Wolfabeast: Just for you, m'dear... Frank the pug in a bonnet. x

Aww you guys. I'm in damn good company too, congrats vitajex, Ima B. Me, Anita Ham Sandwich is now a vegetarian, vamusical and rodmanstreet!

I'm calling boobshit on this one.

Pfft... whipping up your top and pouting on a roller-coaster, now that's hard work.

And this is admirable why, exactly?

Ladies and gentlemen, Buster Bluth.. without the charm, intelligence and self-awareness.

@Dauphine Who Must Not Be Named: I'm not quite sure :-/

I'm spiritually married to Benedict Cumberbatch. He doesn't actually know it But he did perform his marital duties in spirit.

@JSSux: Do I? Thanks for letting me know.

Meh, she looks awesome before and after to me.

@trouble-bubble: Haha, good point.

@virginiawoolf: Nope, none at all, apart from that well-known one I just mentioned. You're totally right though, I've blown this all completely out of proportion, what with all my wacky hyperbole and direct references to things you actually said. I'll go calm down now, sorry to have disturbed you.