@virginiawoolf: I've read interviews in which she bemoans being cast as the eyecandy. Transformers/Michael Bay incident? Advert such as these do not really help.

@virginiawoolf: I certainly don't 'hate' her. 'Hate' is a strong word, and I'm not a hysterical 12 year old. If anything I'm rooting for her to display the talent she keeps telling us she has. She just doesn't do herself any favours, is all.

Why won't people take her seriously as an actress?!? I don't get it? Whyyy-eeeeeee?

@MemilyBimble: Oh I'ma so crt+saving that.

Congrats besticles! The mojitos are on me!

This is rubbing it in insecurity-wise, surely?

@Sweet Panda Love: Haha! Love it. Hearted <3

I dunno, men's willies are pretty funny.

@doit2julia: Me too! I think it's the eyes.

@FormicaLinoleum: Indeedy. The same goes for 'toss-pots' and 'jerk-offs'.

@Rare Affinity: Hahaha! I can't 'unsee' that now.

Jeez.... I sometimes moan that British politicians are dull, but seriously, I'd take a chronic dullard wanker over this fruitloop anyday.

Now THAT'S a trailer!

... and they say women are obsessed with shoes!?

I'm torn... I can't stand Fiddy, but man oh man I want to see him rock up in the square, holla at Pat's ear-bling, and bust a cap in Ian's ass.

'The Renegade Jizz Vendors'

Bieber's costume is now available in the Toys 'R' Us Bad Ass section.

You are out-smizing them both! Looking good, lady!

Later at the festival Shannyn Fletcher stumbled upon a murder scene. The police had already arrested their key suspect... but Shannyn felt sure in her heart that they were innocent. The plucky lady took it upon herself to solve the mystery and find the real culprit. After saving the day and making a lighthearted joke…

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