Bumsex? Isn't that a county in Southern England?

@Nimabu: Ok, how about tamagotchis?

@UrbanAchiever: Tom Hardy.

Can we discuss ponies and kittens and glitter and scrunchies and boybands and make-up and stickers and shoes and stupid-boys and pretty-boys and girls-we-hate-but-are-totally-not-jealous-of and candy and pink and baby-blue and tiaras and twilight and furbies and rainbows and fairies and kissing and skipping and…

Good morning A.J.

@The_Little_Boo: I hear ya!

Jeeeesus! That's horrendous, even more so as she doesn't appear to be courting it at all. Her poor little girl!

Pffft, I think Jessica looks stunning there, very 'Joan Harris (née Holloway)'.

I have a better advert for them:-

@LauToThouPow: Got it! The chapstick wearing hitman from Damages. Phew... thought I'd gone weird there for a second.

I'm not sure why, but I can really vividly picture him slowly putting on chapstick.

Fiddy, ack..

Good jooorrrb MoGlo, daisen-in, BHB, and afeversomebody!!

Set 4chan on the case.

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish AGAIN: Me neither.

Calling this waste-of-oxygen a 'bitch' is an insult to upstanding bitches everywhere.

@A Small Turnip: Without a doubt. My fingernails are far more worthy of my attention.

Blah blah not an alcoholic blah blah blah dabbled blah normal blah blah girl blah blah pressure blah structure blah responsibility blah blah blah I'm working! blah blah I'm fine! blah growing up blah blah blah fame blah attention blah not fair blah BLAH BLAH!

@TopLevelExecutive: I often think back to this 2004 cover. It's hard to believe I was a fan back then.

I can respect any lady who braves a full-on sequin dress. I only have to look at one and the inner sides of my arms erupt in angry scratch marks.