@D.Mobile!: Haha...That's the first thing I though.

Will they hire teenagers to translate all of the abbreviations?

That machine is the shit.

Hey #Apple, change the #iPad switch back to screen lock!

@bigosaballer: Patience? You obviously don't know me. But seeing as the main Cydia app I use is Backgrounder, I guess I can go ahead and update for the multitasking.

What happens if I update a Jailbroken iPad?

@TheCrudMan: I think I'd be scared to death either way. I don't have a fear of heights but space is not for me.

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: I think not because zero gravity equals no fall.

I blame hipsters.

No way he stayed on his feet going that fast. We need a wider angle.

That's pretty much the extent of my Tron knowledge and I still want one.

@Flako_FigZ: No, I usually save my drunken stupors for Saturday nights.

Is it sad that I somehow find it to Whitenoise every Friday night?

@SFhack: Yes, that's what I mean. The inverted store links. Thanks for the link.

I wish I could revert back to the old arrows. I was using a terminal command that would create a playlist when I clicked those rather than take me to the iTunes Store.

Looks like it also makes your house easier to break into.

I was expecting to see no one in the car. That would have been impressive. This video...a bit underwhelming.

@LeftClicker: Do you have to pay for Minecraft?

Reminds me of those shipping container houses.

It's like Frucci never left.