I like the part where she tries to crawl into the window but is too fat to lift her leg. Does anyone know if she was ever caught?

@alex.wifiguy: yes

@Barry knows CPR and took that guy's wallet:...only clicking links

Awesome. I just did a speech on how bad bottled water is for our environment. This seems like a cool alternative.

@LastAndLeast: I'm no numbers scientist, so I guess I'll take your word for it. Must have been thinking about my old two-wheeled skateboard.

Can you olly on this thing? It looks much heavier than a traditional skateboard...bigger trucks and 7x more wheels.

I want one! I've been looking for a coffee table too. Too bad I don't have enough old computer parts or woodworking skills to make it happen. I will trade you an armoire straight up.

Why does twitter have to be involved when it could just display a message that the lights need to be turned on, or better yet, turn them on for you?

They should start building down instead of up. Or have a huge one story facility.

@talkingstove: lol

Slow-motion is like the bacon of the video world...it makes everything better.

@ArseneKarl: So you're saying there's a chance?

@ArseneKarl: Thank you for you consideration Steve.

@Sigismond0: Sweet...a giant screen door.

Does it serve some purpose or is strictly an art piece?

I don't wear or own a suit. Can I have a job Apple?

@Standish: