Man U should look out.

When my oldest was a two-week-old newborn, I had him in his carseat, on the floor, next to the piano, where I sat on an inflatable rubber donut (omg the pain from that birth) and practiced for an upcoming audition. I didn’t know yet about having the arm of the carseat locked...so I when I picked up the carseat to move…

Well first you should pick the baby back up.

Dear Andy Samberg,

This is a bunch of libturd cuck nonsense. There is no division within the Trump administration. Everyone is singularly focused on Making America Great again, and the fakenews PC narrative can’t handle it. Look, here Kushner (left) and Bannon (guess) are at a recent #MAGA rally, does this look like a sign of…

I enjoy teasing my wife (an OSU grad) with how OSU and Jets fans need chants to remember how to spell things. She does not enjoy this joke.

1 out of 9 is better than Marvin Lewis’ playoff record.

Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother? Sure, in terms of population, but Philly is in no position to talk shit about anything to anyone.

I don’t believe you’re an OSU grad for the simple reason that you referred to it as OSU and not THE Ohio State University

Wow I’m shocked we got through so many WYTS articles before seeing a butthurt super-fan show up! You’re missing the joke my dude. Early condolences in your wild card loss this year!

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Well Romeo Crennel is not walking through that door, at least given the fact that it’s standard door width.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

I hope to Crom you’re not drinking that rubbing alcohol straight! You’re gonna need a mixer, and thus need to account for that in your accounting.

I find the part about him running by again and ignoring her so infinitely disturbing. Can you imagine how scared she must be—not just of him, but of walking down the sidewalk? Sure, there’s not a high probability that this will happen to her again (if he’s caught) but the trauma brain doesn’t work like that. I’m…

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

“...getting wind of...”

Years ago, I was sitting with my best friend a bar and relating a story about how my ex (still great friends though) had recently told me that he couldn’t stand the smell of his then girlfriend’s crotch. We were pretty baffled, like maybe she was wearing cheap panty hose or something to cause an odor, because well, I…

I’m glad they were able to clear the air over this rotten situation.