I only gave MBCock a star b/c you were so salty

A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

I love you anyway.

He’s a fat pig but I love your concern, Mr. Gawker Hall Monitor.

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

It was very, very famous (outside the US) before Bieber wandered in and spliced in three lines and re-released it.

I hope someone checked on Zodiac...

Football never ends. I don’t even live in Michigan anymore and my Facebook feed won’t shut the fuck up about the Lions training camp. Good thing thing I moved to the Philly market where they won’t shut the fuck up about the Eagles, so now I have 2 perpetually crappy teams to root for.

My company fuels exclusively at Flying J/Pilot. I’m indirectly responsible for supporting this franchise. Did your company sell the microwaves that DON’T have the rotating glass plate?

The difference between that one and this one is that the Brown’s kid already has a 1000 yd stare. They’re already numb to pain and resigned to the fact that their team will always suck. The Atlanta kid had hope, the Browns kid’s hope died before they were born.

“Legality” is whatever you can get away with. Is this “legal”? Time will tell.

Don’t listen to the bad man, honey, I’m sure we’ll be good by the time you’re in college. Or at worst, when you’re a grandfather.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

The new Big Baller shoes are out.

There is no more “Russia Revelation”, Don Jr. got caught red handed, colluding with Russians, and it’s fallen by the wayside, never to return. Politically, any damage to be done has been done, and any spin has been accepted. Mueller may charge, or not, or he may get fired, but there is never going to be more proof…

Here’s the thing I think we forget in all this.

“Changing the narrative” is how authoritarian rulers control their populace’s, especially in countries with a sheen of democracy. Don Jr.’s bold-faced admission of guilt has now been added to the pile of unbelievable things that the country now accepts.