I have a cat that is nearing the end of his life, and he has some digestive issues. Sometimes he gets sick and throws up, sometimes he has diarrhea.

It’s still better than nuclear war, so objectively it’s a relief. On its own merits though? It’s insanity.

Being from inside the US, it’s objectively terrifying that we have a man like that in charge.

Ukraine down threes all day. 

Frankly, that was more than I cared to learn

If you spend too much time Stalin against Russia, they will go ahead and take the ball for an easy Putin.

also all his policies now will be announced via twitter while sitting on a pooper watching FAUX NEWS.

Trump: “So I heard this one story, and it now applies to all 11 million immigrants!”

This is Aaron Carter in 2017, not Nick Carter in 2001.

Yup. Nothing gets a white supremacist’s blood pumping like the idea of a young white woman being “defiled” by a brown or black man.

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

To be fair though, Jessica Simpson (albeit not my taste for how nasally it is) can actually belt a mother fuckin’ tune. I’ve seen it live, the girl can sing.

I mean, it sounds like this argument is, “I didn’t do it, someone else did.” If true, that’s pretty reasonable as a legal argument. He could just be blowing smoke though.

This article was the meanest thing that I’ve ever read about someone I’ve never heard of.

Revenue last season:

No thinks Cleveland lost out on a rookie GM. They are making fun of a team that not even a rookie GM wanted to work for.

I agree that it’s mysterious why he’s so sought-after, but I think if you’re in that position, it’s smart to only walk into a good job. This happens w/ college coaches all the time. They get hyped like crazy for no real reason, and then if they go somewhere where there’s real work to do, the shine wears off real…

I mean, I doubt the guy was super nice about bumping shoulders, and he seems to have admitted they exchanged words, but fuck the guy who lets his bodyguards grab a woman by the throat and push her against the wall, not the guy who said words after bumping into someone.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.