Gambling in the US is a $240billion industry. It’s basically impossible to fail at it. Yet we found the one dude who failed at it four fucking times and made him president.

He was fucking 10 years old, and that was by far the most interesting thing about his life. What the fuck else did you expect him to talk about?

I wrote similar letters to my favorite sportsmen at his age and I told them all my parents were teachers. It’s just kind of what you do as a kid I think.

Hillary Clinton supporters are not “freaking out.” Hillary Clinton supporters are noting that this exciting new direction for the Democratic Party was explicitly contained in Hillary Clinton’s campaign and we are getting sick and fucking tired of everyone and their brother (idiom used on purpose) throwing her under…

Barber: What you want?

Larry Nance Jr: Make me look like a 2K default player

Barber: Say no more fam

Racism? At an Indians game?

What was so genius about the Jon/Sansa reunion is that there was love there, yes, but also tension! Sansa treated Jon like shit growing up, because Sansa was truly Cat’s daughter and Cat hated Jon. Of all the siblings, they were the 2 who probably had the least in common. So it wasn’t like an uber powerful “OH HELL…

I agree. And if we actually SEE bipartisan talks that lead to compromise from Democrats, there will be something to criticize. My read is that Republicans are not interested in bipartisan talks on this issue, the Democrats know that, and this talk is just to highlight Republican failure.

I like it how they went from cutting scales off to food.

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

Wait, you like the Sandsnakes? I always thought they were the weakest part of the show- very one note, weird dialogue (“but you need the bad pussy!”) that doesn’t flow like anyone else’s lines, a plot that makes very little sense (so the people of Dorne are just going to entirely abandon House Martell and allow…

What is Fusion? The website dedicated to slamming Democrats at every opportunity for no real reason? Every time Democrats breathe, this site is all over them, making meaningless and useless arguments. In the past few weeks, this site has:

They better shut up, think back to how they felt on June 22, 2016 and wish him luck in his future endeavors.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

When you’re the best player in the world, you get to do that. If Cleveland doesn’t want him, I’m sure he can find a roster spot with another team.

But the Cavs were always going to get nothing for him, when and if he left. Trading LeBron was never, and should never be, on the table, it’s just a question he was asked as an absurd overreaction to this bit of Kyrie news.

“Chernobyl Sunset” is just such a beautifully accurate description of the sickly orange color we’re discussing- well done!

Don’t make comments that can be interpreted as being about a woman’s appearance. Period.

Also: there is no amount of hair and makeup that is going to make Sarah Huckabee Sanders good at her job. She doesn’t need to look pretty to do a job that is basically just lying. That she only got because... Republican nepotism.

*receives pink slips*