Jeb: I could take him, too.

Man, I was really hoping to see George H. W. kicking someone’s ass.

‘90s Simpsons had a lot of good turns... but goddamn if this one doesn’t get me every time.

Being on a shit Knicks team for years has made everyone forget how great of a player Melo actually can be. Is he a bonafide superstar? Of course not, but saying that he wouldn’t be a big upgrade over Ryan Anderson is a little farfetched.

I think the theory for good teams is that Carmelo Anthony serves as a supplementary player rather than his current role as The Guy. If he’s your third best player, he’s got more space to shoot, his iso tendencies are minimized because he doesn’t get the ball as much, and his subpar defense can be worked around more…

Can someone just go ahead and Photoshop La La in over Maggie?

“Whether it works or not, one thing is clear: Carmelo Anthony is willing to do anything to leave the Knicks.”

How long before her phone is “hacked” and the real sex tapes show up?

Everyone loves Tacos?

Do you have a better explanation for these markups?

cut the financials attack off at the knees and release taxes for last 10-20 yrs. surely you must agree best way to fight lies is with truth and facts. But I imagine you disagree. Pretty damn sure your “smartest guy” outsider has fucked himself bigly.

Supreme and unwarranted confidence and a lack of self-awareness... those traits sound so familiar. Do you work in the WH?

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

Watching those cars go around is the equivalent to watching this:

I mean, the latest iteration of “Not My President” didn’t even start with black folks, necessarily or specifically. Wasn’t it super prominent during the Women’s March? Didn’t I see it all-the-hell-over white people’s signs marching all across the country before Angela Rye innocuously said it (and she didn’t even say…