If you weren’t at your fancy “job” you’d know it is spelled Maury.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

But wouldnt the laws of ratios mean he’d only play like 1 whole game?

That would be true if it were indeed an average move. Rose on his best day hasn’t been close to average in years. Dude is butt, sweaty, stinky butt.

It’s obvious Cleveland has no clue what it’s doing. You could’ve got a whole season out of him on a 10-day contract.

+1 Cowboy singing a sad, sad song

It’s a joint effort.

Derrick Rose is so broke down he doesn’t even have his thorn any more.

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

To be fair, Rose should at least be able to replace Irving’s performance on the defensive end of the court.

Gambling in the US is a $240billion industry. It’s basically impossible to fail at it. Yet we found the one dude who failed at it four fucking times and made him president.

He was fucking 10 years old, and that was by far the most interesting thing about his life. What the fuck else did you expect him to talk about?

I wrote similar letters to my favorite sportsmen at his age and I told them all my parents were teachers. It’s just kind of what you do as a kid I think.

Hillary Clinton supporters are not “freaking out.” Hillary Clinton supporters are noting that this exciting new direction for the Democratic Party was explicitly contained in Hillary Clinton’s campaign and we are getting sick and fucking tired of everyone and their brother (idiom used on purpose) throwing her under…

Barber: What you want?

Larry Nance Jr: Make me look like a 2K default player

Barber: Say no more fam

Racism? At an Indians game?

I agree. And if we actually SEE bipartisan talks that lead to compromise from Democrats, there will be something to criticize. My read is that Republicans are not interested in bipartisan talks on this issue, the Democrats know that, and this talk is just to highlight Republican failure.

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

What is Fusion? The website dedicated to slamming Democrats at every opportunity for no real reason? Every time Democrats breathe, this site is all over them, making meaningless and useless arguments. In the past few weeks, this site has:

*receives pink slips*