I CAME HERE TO KICK ASS AND DISCUSS THE LATEST EPISODE OF SHERLOCK, AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS.

It would be really tsheyldish to entertain in this way.

Pew!

The latter definitely came to fruition through the "Doppledeaner/Deanleganger/Deanlechang-er/Fake Moby."

I see why you go by "NBC." You monster.

The SNES game and the Sega Genesis game are very different, and both of them are incredible in my opinion. The Genesis game is a bit more traditionally RPG-ish - you can pick up companions, the fighting is a bit more complex, and the 'Matrix' is incredibly well done considering the time frame.

You make a solid point, sir. In fact, I don't like to brag, but myself and a watermelon friend of mine are entirely responsible for the murmuring noises in every MGM production from 1943-1971.

That cronut story is truly a gem, and was actually how I learned about cronuts.

Similarly, my fiancee cannot fail to say "Woo!" at the end.

Because it's literally never helpful. There's never been a fat person in the modern world who didn't realize that losing weight was an option and that it would solve several 'fat related' issues, like dating or whatnot. But from anyone other than a doctor (and frequently also from doctors!) the advice is meaningless…

Speak for yourself!

I sat in my underwear and watched commentaries of Community, switching back to regular TV for five minutes to watch the ball drop before going back.

I'm the worst. :(

I get it! Someone criticized a season of a television show that you kinda liked, and so you whined about their negativity while using it as an excuse to stick around and act super negative toward a bunch of people that you know disagree with you rather than replying to the folks here that agree with you!

I'm mostly on the same page with Season 4 as everyone else, but probably my favorite Troy line of the whole series is in the tag for Paranormal Parentage - "Did it work? Are you tall?"

But Jim Rash body swapping! And to a lesser degree, Muppets.

Honestly, given their treatment of their sitcoms, I've always read that as a threat.

"I feel like I'm out of tune with the rest of the fandom, and don't look
forward to engaging with the rest of you here on the AV Club."

I hear that's all ABC's fault, unfortunately - they figured there'd be too much of a ratings drop off, so they insisted on still calling it Scrubs, though Bill Lawrence at least managed to fight for the 'Med School' subtitle over the credits.

You're a bad person.