I can't wait for Lifetime to release Eat, Puke, Lobotomy: The Terri Schiavo Story.

I personally highly recommend Timequake, myself. I read it when it was new and again just a few months ago and it was just as great as I remembered.

I love foxy boxing! It combines two of my favorite things - boxing, and referees.

WHAT?! NOOOOOO

This makes a lot of sense. It happens, but it's definitely not something I'd call 'common,' in my experience.

Obviously, as you've sussed out, the main reason that no one invited you to Christmas dinner is because of that thing you did that time, which makes us all look at you with deep loathing that would taint our holidays and put us off our cranberry sauce. You monster.

Yay for not feeling guilty about it, at least! It's nice to have some bright spot in that story.

At least it was only a little, unlike Sheila. :(

I think that a major part of the problem is what I kinda threw in there as a line at the end - the fact that so many girls are taught the same thing as well. Along with the idea that sex is something that dirty sluts do, and that 'good girls' don't do that sort of thing, I think that there's almost a stigma against…

It's very funny in retrospect, and proof of a tremendous failure on behalf of anyone responsible for my sexual education. That was my first girlfriend, and in the four months we were together, she didn't give me a second shot at oral. Understandably so!

I never read a single one of the reviews, but I recall reading Todd talk about it multiple times, in many different articles, and was clearly quite over the moon about it.

It's making a statement that straight white males aren't the guaranteed default in every situation, which is very disconcerting to jackasses who feel entitled to being the default person because that's the way it's been for a century or three. Don't be that guy.

I think it's for the sake of the fact that the conversation is discussing the past, so as to clear up any confusion as to whether or not it's an ex-partner.

The first time I gave oral sex to a woman, I got my finger all the way to the back and thought "Whoa, another, tinier hole! What happens if I get my finger in there?"

If Obama's responsible, you really ought to consider selling that story to the tabs and making yourself a killing. "No Big O for Obama Mistress!" I tell ya, you'll sell a million copies in a day.

I think that it's really just a cultural narrative that makes it unimportant in the minds of tons of straight men. It's not that they can't find it, it's that they literally have no idea that it's so integral to such a large percentage of women being able to have an orgasm and just don't know how to work the clitoris…

It seems pretty clear to me from what you've said, at least - there are probably plenty of details that would be useful, but I get the broad strokes.

Take it from Rory Gilmore - not being able to say "I love you" at the same moment as your significant other isn't a sign that a relationship is doomed. Though if the person who said "I love you" ends up blowing up and acting like a dick about it, you may end up breaking up at a dance marathon.

There's never a shortage of dumb young breeder boys who need an instruction manual for vaginas. There's a whole new group every few years, after all.

Whoa, they posted a lot about a show that was hugely popular and got them a lot of traffic? Well then they're obviously terrible hypocrites for not thinking it was the single greatest thing in the history of the universe.