When you're fighting a place called "IHOP," pancake jokes are a revolutionary act.

I keep thinking about "Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story."

I and some of my old friends were the subject of a Lifetime original movie that premiered tonight. I haven't seen it yet, but just the experience of that happening is… surreal.

'Hey, that's the name of the show!'

This isn't necessarily an easy film to watch, but it's a hard film to forget. Certain scenes and images burrow themselves into your brain, especially those involving Pesci's character who has to be one of the worst villains in any movie. (Reportedly his real-life inspiration was actually much more violent). Pesci…

But Obama disagrees, apparently?? http://www.vox.com/2015/9/1…

Today we are postponing the apocalypse!!

The fact that Thunder Road, Born to Run and Backstreets appeared on the same album is just a miracle. But Backstreets will always be my favorite.

That video ended right when it reached the good part. What happens when he disappears into the keyhole?

For sheer entertainment value, this and Mario 3 have to be the most delightful Mario games.

how soon until this trailer is recut with the trailer for HER?

When I was in college, my best friend played an altered version of that game in which the heroes had been replaced by men in white hoods and the villains had been replaced by African-Americans, and this version was only marginally weirder than the original game.

That sun flying out of the sky in Mario 3 has always terrified me.

At its best The Office was untouchable - its highs were higher than those of Parks, but its lows were much lower. Parks had stronger characterization and greater consistency over six and a half seasons, which is why these days I think of it as ultimately the better of the two sitcoms.

The show succeeds in its first three or four seasons because the gags are grounded in a carefully cultivated sense of realism. Somewhere in seasons 4 and 5 that realism began to erode, Dwight was Flanderized, and the show became an ordinary sitcom. Still a good one, mind you, at least for the next couple of seasons,…

Every comments section on this site will have the F-word on it. The F-word.

At some point late in the second act, someone refers to Tommy Lee Jones's character as Ed Tom. I thought he said "Anton" (the name of the villain) and spent the rest of the movie thinking he was chasing his past self in a Memento-esque mind-trip.

totally serious. it's been decades since I've played a PlayStation.

wait, you can stream Netflix on PlayStation?

I remember the third time I watched The Matrix, turning to my friends and saying 'WHOA. THEY'RE IN A VIRTUAL REALITY.'