More like 50 Shaved Old Gays, am I right?

I was blown away when I realized that was the same woman from Hiroshima Mon Amour… fifty years later.

What I don't understand is how dudebros could've watched this show for *seven years* and not been offended by its message of equality and respect for powerful women until now.

Loved what James Poniewozik said: "So sad we won't know if the HoC leak was a publicity stunt until Netflix turns to the camera and tells us in a florid, evil drawl."

"Now go see a Star War."

The only sad thing about this article was trying to capture how brilliant it was when I tweeted it. Sean O'Neal is a patriot.

"Don't feed the troll, don't feed the troll!"

"Help me out, Jimmy McGill. As you know, I am your brother."

I read this as "teaching the skaters how to skate better" and was trying to remember when this had happened.

Reading this comment, I finally understood what that whole scene was about. Thank you.

If that bothers you, then don't ever, ever watch Hannibal.

I love how they reiterated his weird love of cooking.

Yeah, Tuco was one of my least favorite characters on Breaking Bad because he only seemed to have one mode - crazy psycho. I thought it was just a weakness on the part of the actor, but seeing him here playing the same character in a completely different way really elevates my respect for him.

Is it weird that I was literally scared for Saul's life?

I always get this show confused with Fantasy Island.

Rhys Ifan randomly appearing in Daniel Craig's classroom and singing "God Only Knows" is one of the all-time great creepy moments.

They have to be saving him for the end.

I think Ben forever cemented his coolness for me in "Fancy Party" when he admitted that he doesn't like Peter Jackson's "interpretation" of The Lord of the Rings.

Oed und leer das mer!

Eliot was a great writer, but a terrible, terrible reader.