Tommen, you fucking little nutless wonder. That’s your gorgeous wife, speak fucking up and let your balls drop as KING already. Damnit!

There needs to be one good one, preferably without Ashton Kutcher.

Obviously Kanye’s place is that big for his wife’s ass and his ego.

I don’t care how rich you are. Unless you’re the Duggars, no one needs a house that big. No one. Sean Penn has two kids. Kanye West has one kid. What the hell do they need all those rooms for? This is the sort of extravagance that turns into violent retribution if things get bad.

NYC has a more than viable mass transit system that brings in millions of people every day from North, South, East and West. Do they account for that? Just because you don’t live in walking distance doesn’t mean you can’t work in NYC.

Also a great way to defend yourself from ever getting laid.

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“Betamax tapes were clunkier, more expensive, and could only hold a two-hour movie, compared to Betamax’s one hour.”

Nah. “Ping” is easier to say. Requires less articulation of the tongue, lips and jaw. One of the reasons I prefer GIF with a hard G, other than the fact that “jif” sounds stupid.

He burnt his mouth on the coffee because he drank it “before it was cool”.

Hey, how about we give them more training too while ceasing to give them military equipment and a combat mentality? Is it asking too much to hope that the government would help to remedy a problem it created?

I’ve always I have always been an Apple guy. I just think that iOS has a much cleaner and streamlined look. I’ve used both, and I find iOS to be more intuitive

Eh, we all got down on Heath Ledger being cast as the Joker, and we were all wrong as fuck about that. Clearly, we as a mob are not good judges of these sorts of things. I’ll let it ride until there’s actually some kind of footage to talk about.

Holy fuck an ellipsis is not used in the same way as a comma or period. Re-read your post. It’s awful to try and get through.

DING-DONG MOTHERFUCKERS!

Stop. Buying. HP. Laptops. Why do people keep doing this to themselves? ESPECIALLY the cheap ones! I can’t tell you how many of them i’ve seen break after barely a year, or even less. Sure they’re better than they used to be, but anything is better than the failure rate they used to have. This is a company that…

“No matter our disagreements, freedom of speech is the most fundamental right we have as Americans. And these ten doctors are trying to silence that right.”

It’s because fanbois are notoriously touchy assbags.