Besides that I don’t get my news from Facebook, so I don’t know how it works, conservative news outlets do tend to “trend” news that are completely fabricated or outright false. They are far from the only ones doing that, I am aware. But a news curator could be justified in culling news from sources like Breitbart or…

Let’s not forget state sanctioned murder. I think that should be mentioned.

I checked out my handy iPhone Bible and I read the 10 commandments. Forst I was surprised to see I could not cook a lamb in its motehr milk, my favorite breakfast. Damn shame.

I think you got that right. Of course I can see it fine in Firefox and IE or Edge, I haven’t tried Canary yet (Chrome for nerds) but since I keep a different account in Chrome Canary and almost no apps, probably that works. The issue is that I don’t want to have to fire up a different browser just to watch the…

I have been on morphine for 10 years due to a chronic pain issue. I have been taking the same dose for the last 5 years. I never, ever take so much that I stumble around or sit in bed rubbing my nose or the shit that is associated with opiate addiction.

Why can’t I ever watch a Facebook Video on Jalopnik? I get a blank space. I have to F12 in Chrome (dev tools) search for the link in the IFRAME, then copy and paste it in another tab to view the video.

I can no longer play this for at least an hour before going to bed. I get so keyed up I can’t sleep.

I don’t think that would be impossible to do.

Did you see all the people coming out reading their paper iPads?

He was in shock. Probably busy going somewhere and when the car started sinking he panicked.

They are there to filter the plankton out of the water.

When I was serving in the Italian Army near Venice, a joint US, Italian convoy had an accident where a Semi-truck side swept the leading Jeep (Actually, a Fiat 4x4 campagnola) and sent one officer and 5 soldiers down a ravine. The officer survived, he was my roommate, of the soldiers 3 died and 2 survived. One of the…

Give it to the Marines. The A-10 would be a great weapons system for marines. If the Air Force really doesn’t want them, the jarheads I’ll be they could really use them. So what if they don’t fly off a carrier?

But it turned into one for a brief, glorious moment.

Here in the US we have the best wires and power cables. Our wires are so good that other nations wires are trying to emigrate to the US to become America wires. That’s why I propose we put a wall just for wires so they cannot cross the border and disguise themselves as American wires and take jobs away from our wires.…

Where did you get that size popcorn?

Never been so glad to see someone wear leathers.

As much as I hate hackers, since I am on the other side of the fence and they often cause me untold hours of unpaid work, the death penalty would be a grossly exaggerated penalty. I am not saying that if you catch me in a bad mood right after a hack I wouldn’t want to strangle the little jerk with my own hands, but…

So the bigot prays and his relative puts everyone to sleep with a 45 minutes rendition of the National Anthem. Great going Nascar.

Laugh all you want. You know how difficult it is to film an entire slow mo car chase trying to keep the stolen car behind the stupid blue banner at the bottom of the screen? Kubrik couldn’t have done that as masterfully as the chopper guys did.