for two hours every damn week

Loud breaths with nose-hair whistling as accompaniment.

And ensuring there was a whistle in place of every “S” of his droning monologue.

And ensuring there was a whistle in place of every “S” of his droning monologue.

Yeah what was up with the creepy breathing???

I hate that show. I hate him. I’ve ranted on this topic many a time with anyone who would listen.

“It’s been a gropey week here in Lake Wobegon...”

It won’t be. The dead-eyed church bitch will tell an obvious, verifiable, insane lie and nobody in the press will call her out on it. If there is somehow a tiny amount of push back she will continue to pile on such lies until the original lie is lost in the onslaught. Rinse and repeat. Unlike her predecessors, she…

Hey, remember that time there was a national furor when we all found out Obama maybe sat in a church one time when a pastor said “God damn America”?

Let’s be honest here, I’m sure they were “inspired” by it.

It’s called “Whataboutism” and it’s a much used deflection tool in this administration.

And allow me to add Suh.

This is also false.

Fun fact: Blake Shelton is The Sexiest Sheepdog Alive!™

It’s simply nice, dude. Have you never just been happy to hear that other people are happy?

Or how they “misread” things.

Is anyone else getting tired of hearing how “painful” this is for the accused men?

John Oliver would be a real blow to me. I need Last Week Tonight in my life. I really want to keep believing that his mild geeky on-air persona is the real thing.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.