I have a few pairs that I got at Nordstrom before the campaign started, and I love them. Im conflicted but I guess Ive already given the money and just won’t give anymore.

That first email:

I think the lack of ‘e’ in Ashly’s name is what has led to her being this unhinged. The ‘e’ really could have grounded her.

i am CRYING at her “well yeah, i had an attitude but you responding with an attitude is just plan wrong” mentality. this is amazing. those poor girls

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

Guistinna is my spirit animal. (YOU GO GIRL!)

My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

If I were the other two girls I would demand to be re-roomed or whatever. This girl is OUT OF CONTROL. Ashly, gurl, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Yeah, right. She had nervousness coming out of her whatever.

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?

Maybe I was projecting, but it seemed in the beginning, that she was just loyally standing by her dad. Not actively pushing lies, the way her brothers always have. I never approved of her, but I didn’t feel such strong revulsion.

I fucking hate Ivanka so much. She’s a traitor to her gender and a piece of shit. She is just as bad as her father, just in a more “attractive” package.

Right? He was dead to rights in an outright lie but calling it out would be an “opinion.”

I never thought that Cosmo would be more willing to ask substantive questions than the New York Times, and yet here we are.

Latinx sounds like either spandex or something you’d call a cougar.

THIS. This is what she was saying! Old people gonna racist, but airline marketing menu people (who presumably aren’t octogenarians) should know better.

He truly has the personality to be on TV. The camera loves him.

MrStu and I did, too, until we looked it up. I live in Hollywood and couldn’t believe it was someone’s name.