Also, Whoopi, innocent until proven guilty IS still the American way in terms of our criminal justice system. You’re still allowed to draw your own conclusions as a private individual in the meantime.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

It’s usually the same people who talk about the First Amendment protecting people’s right to say what they want without consequence.

“Well-regulated militia” never sinks in, either.

I always answer “Right, he IS innocent in court until they prove him guilty. But he ain’t innocent by me. I think he’s guilty as hell, and I don’t have to wait for a court verdict before I make an informed opinion.”

Yeah— it basically means we can’t summarily throw him in jail on the basis of 50+ accusations. He is entitled to a trial. He is not entitled to the benefit of the doubt from ANYONE else.

protip: innocent until proven guilty only matters in a court of law. You have 50+ women coming forward accusing you of rape, yeah i’m calling you a guilty motherfucker and as long as I don’t publish it and claim it as fact you can’t do shit. Deal with it.

Calvin: he is just thirsty. He got used to a certain level of attention while dating T.Swift and I don’t think he can go back.

It’s like the height of that “post a pic of me and my friend who’s bday it is, but I look way hot in the pic and they look kind of dumb” trend the celebrities are doing.

Yeah, I’ve never been particularly attracted to Orlando Bloom but there was nothing embarrassing whatsoever about those photos. I’m honestly kind of annoyed by the attempt to pretend that it’s something embarrassing.

*citation needed.

Some states have an extended period of early Rapture, but only for registered Republicans.

You totally should! Also send it to the tips email here at Jezebel, maybe?

Jeffs and other FLDS leaders are accused of massive food stamp fraud; he was released on house arrest in June and disappeared almost instantly. The places he could be are endless: Mexico, Canada, South America, where the FLDS has compounds.

Bloom: “Hey, Miranda. Just a head’s up. The most embarrassing photos you can imagine of me are going to be coming out. You’ve been warned”

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

vaccine? i knew zika was a liberal conspiracy to make us all get abortions, but i didn't know liberals were trying to give us all autism too smdh

Yeah but at the end of the day you still live in NorCal and I live in the literal and figurative scrotum of the US.

Nick always seemed to me like a guy who got along better with women than other men. This is definitely proving to be the case on BiP.

I have to admit, I’d do him and not even be sorry. He does seem like a bit of an asshat, but he’s just my type physically. It will be entertaining watching them try to spin him as husband material.