Hah, yes, I think its usage is mostly confined to legal settings.

(Generally speaking, varying by state) Kidnapping is moving another person (asportation) + confining them in a place against their will. False imprisonment is confinement against a person’s will, without the asportation element.

Ahaha, sorry to hear it! I haven’t hit that point yet this year, but last year I did that for weeeeks after reading all the stories.

Ditto.

I’m working from home today and just heard a tapping sound at the SIDE of the house. The only reason I didn’t freak out was bc my very vigilant dog was not alarmed, so I assume it can’t be a malevolent spirit.

Definitely don’t look, it could be how the bad spirit moves from person to person a la It Follows, a movie I am too much of a scaredy-cat to have seen. Make someone else look at it and report back in 24 hours.

I don’t know what that is, and Amazon doesn’t even have a copy that isn’t in German, so obviously it must be terrifying.

I don’t know either. *peeks through my fingers covering my eyes*

Omg I was thinking of the murder date story with the gay guy who went on a date with a guy who had chains in his basement and then escaped and hid while waiting for an Uber. OF COURSE there are multiple murder date stories.

That’s the smart move. Much better to blast your eyes with full strength lights in the middle of the night than chance An Encounter.

I am on the fence about whether or not to read the entries this year because for a couple months after reading all of them I will legitimately be too scared to get out of bed to pee in the middle of the night.

Seconding Lafco, I get the Redwood scent. I’ve bought from Bloomingdale’s because it is occasionally included in the 20% off promos they run.

Seconding Lafco, I get the Redwood scent. I’ve bought from Bloomingdale’s because it is occasionally included in the…

Some days I wish I could give posts more than one star. I like Rich and Bobby and am generally in favor with having a couple male writers on the site. But I agree with all of your sentiments, and glad I’m not alone.

Buck up, Sadness. This guy is shit, but the takedowns of Ailes, O’Reilly, Weinstein, etc are making dents in the floodgates and paving the way here. And on twitter some other perpetual abuser from Honest Trailers (IDK what this is?) is getting his just desserts (hoping Jez covers that douche lord as well). It is…

+1 username checks out.

Neither team deserves to win this game, in what is a matchup of Predictable Trash Fire vs Surprising Trash Fire.

Really? Iiiiiiiinteresting. I feel like I’ve heard rumors that Kristin Davis isn’t so nice but I don’t know much about the others. I would believe they are all terrible though.

Choos to Lose: The E! True Hollywood Story of the SATC Movie That Wasn’t.

Instead of filming a third movie, I think they should just continue to hiss at each other on social media and in interviews for a while. It’s probably as embarrassing as a third movie would be, and like a final movie, I will still watch it.

Would show her range for comedy, yes, but doing a big commercial movie like this could also help get her offered even more roles.