Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.

I clicked through one of the links in the article on the anti-Semitic comment he retweeted, which is of course disturbing. Also terrifying though: his point was that on the Russian involvement in the hacking, it was just HRC’s camp being ‘willing to say anything’ to get her elected. I was horrified in the debates when…

I’m not trying to nit-pick, my point is just that we have no idea whether or not this type of behavior was a regular occurrence for this teacher. As a lot of other teachers posted upthread, it often takes time to get the evidence needed to boot an abusive teacher, so this could have just been the time she finally got…

You’re throwing around the term “nervous breakdown” here - plenty of other teachers may get burnt out, but that’s not the same as a mental breakdown. It is also inaccurate to say this teacher in particular had a “nervous breakdown” - it looks like this woman just got caught being abusive and then using a racial…

Ahem, chewed out bigly. Get on board with the parlance of our new orange overlord.

Motion to change Plan L to Plan A. It is the best plan.

I need to give this dog a pat pat on its spotty little tum tum.

Assange is the closest thing we have to a living Bond villain. Demented, weird-looking, dangerously certain of his ill-conceived campaign, and he’s even started dressing up his cat real fancy.

I think I came across it somewhere on the internets, but it’s a useful word for describing a lot of Bravo programming.

Seriously, is there some sort of debate camp we can send journalists to so they learn how to call Trump surrogates on their nonsense effectively? Good gravy, NPR is not racist for quoting Breitbart. It’s the same shit that HRC didn’t shut down well enough* in the debates when Trump was all “you ran the nastiest ad…

Yep, I lived through that shitshow campaign, I’m not forgetting the unforgivable stuff he and his surrogates said and did no matter how many soft focus People magazine covers they give him. And I find it so gross that outlets are trying to sell us on them via puff pieces on Ivanka like she is the kinder, gentler…

That is tremendous. Though not as tremendous as your username. Obscure 30 Rock references are my jam.

Internet hugs. I am also on Jezebel way too much because I want to be informed but can’t handle news anywhere else right now, and I like being able to read and participate in non-terrible comments. I tried dipping a toe back into Slate today and they are quite doomsday-ish over there (I mean, with good reason). I…

*Exasperated sigh.* Personal responsibility doesn’t apply to her, just to the poors. She does have a line of very affordable bootstraps for them to buy though.

Aww, it’s the fault of a meddling marketer, huh? Ain’t that just a tough break for Ivanka that someone would do that. It’s not like she consciously wore her ugly $9k bracelet (since when did she start carrying high end jewels?) on national TV as a form of product placement.

That top photo looks like it could have been snapped right after his tweet about HRC, he looks pleased as punch with himself. like, “yes, sirree, I did just come up with that hilarious and clever tweet all by myself. Aw shucks, I sure am glad you liked it.”

Can’t 2016 let me have this one thing?! 2016 has reduced everything to shambles and I just want a handsome he-hulk who posts adorable videos with his baby daughter!

Will keep you posted. Appreciated the note on supporting the press - today one of my colleagues who is also repulsed by the election result was saying he was going to cancel his newspaper subscription because he can’t handle the Trump news. I convinced him it’s more important now to keep it so they have revenue from…

But it’s funny because you’re literally grabbing the clothes off a lady. Get it? HAHAHA so clever, we are all so utterly screwed I want off this ride, please.

Never saw the movie, I read the book in high school and it stayed with me, it’s so haunting.