Bless you for ordering your dog a cake. Dogs are the best. Cats are criminals, they’re bringing catnip and other drugs into this country, though some I assume are good cats.

I truly hope he does go on the “Bill’s a rapist and Hillary intimidates his victims” and that the Clinton camp has a response to eviscerate him for it. Note: not a “zinger” though. Do you hear me, Clinton Campaign? Stahp already with the “Trumped up economics” and the “Pence is Trump’s Apprentice” (wink wink, nudge…

Also, what’s the over-under on him making some reference to Cooper being gay with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop: “well, Anderson is not a good reference point because he wouldn’t be grabbing ladies would he? Maybe he talks about guys like that, I don’t know, you tell me.”

Okay I commented before watching that video because it sounded too awful but I watched it and have a new reason to rage: after Trump and Bush are done being gross misogynists, they get out of the trailer and Bush says to their female costar that they had just been ogling: “How about a hug for Donald? He just got out…

A family member went to college with him and said he was the guy who would always get naked at parties for no reason and everyone would be all “just put some pants on, Billy, damn.”

Now watching Stranger Things is tainted. Thanks, Obama.

Wear the shoes. Hold your head high, and in the immortal words of Amy Poehler, announce “yeah, I farted. Jealous?” to any onlookers who give you the stink eye.

Stahp, it’s too much. That picture is everything.

I presume the poster from Keegan’s personal collection is one of those old school fold-out ones from a stack of old Teen Bopp’s  on which he’s written “Stay cool!”

Haha, I had never seen that video and it does have a strangely mesmerizing quality. And actually does make me feel bad for Jeb. On top of everything, he has to go through life being named ‘Jeb.’

This. See also: punching up.

As I was typing my post and wondering why he can’t step back from promoting the film, that was exactly what occurred to me (though you articulated it so much better). He’s an arrogant narcissist - he feels entitled to do what he wants and be in control and assert his viewpoint.

Fantastic response - spared me having to reply to that comment.

Seriously. Why does he keep granting interviews? What PR person thinks he has anything to gain by giving this high profile interview where he says he’s not sorry? I know he maintains his innocence while also saying mealy-mouthed things like “our understanding of consent is different now.” But, maybe play a less…

Agree, it’s baffling to me that people think that necessarily means she’s hiding some horrible secret. Did we forget about the Depp/Heard divorce that quickly? She will get cast as the opportunistic shrew/villain, while there will be some “poor Brad Pitt” narrative. I was discussing this divorce with a female friend…

Seriously. Where is the Peter Thiel for THIS guy and the other contractors Trump stiffed?

According to E! (so I’m assuming Kris), the shower being referred to is a “DILF” (ew) shower the sisters were throwing for Rob specifically. He could not/would not go, and wanted Chyna to go in his place, and his sisters said no to that. Still not great, but not as terrible. Apparently Chyna has her own shower with…

Howard Dean would know from coke, amirite?

So glad this dog has you and found a happy home! Anytime a friend/coworker/family member is thinking of getting a dog I am perhaps over the top in advocating for adopting a rescue. Rescue dogs are the best, they need love, but they will give it back to you one million times over. Obligatory PSA for people who think…

I swear by Certain Dri. They make a liquid roll-on that you put on at bedtime, which can irritate your skin a little, but is highly effective. They now also have a night-time stick, which is gentler. Couple that with their daytime deodorant and you’re set. I know it sounds annoying to put it on at bedtime but it’s…