Beat me to it, came here to come up with some witty Scientology thing where both Cruise and Travolta come out and execute a flawless takedown of Miscavige et al. Would also like side-stories of all low-key celebrity Scientologists (cough, Will* and Jada) being like “it was all a lie?!?! What about my gold plated…

I keep thinking about biting the bullet (no pun intended) on Invisalig after failing to wear retainers. Worth it?

I need that dress.

It is both. From a bleary-eyed person who stayed up too late to watch their interview with Costas- it is first and foremost a nod to Martha, but also a reference to the fact that next Olympics gymnastics team will be four individuals.

I read that drivel his team put out and it makes no sense. Although I understand the point: something for him to hide behind so they can say “how could you possibly interpret [intended meaning] when he so clearly meant [unintended meaning].” No. I am not fooled by your weak-ass gaslighting. Even Trump’s idiot…

I have the same fears, particularly in the past week when Republican strategists supposedly got him to see reason for a short time.

And Rob used to be all put out when Kourtney and Khloe would make off-color jokes. That is...disgusting, and I would NEVER talk to my mom like that even as a joke. Plus, with all the bad sentiment you know Rob is harboring against his mom/sisters, obviously a kernel of truth is there.

She still calls people on their BS, but is SO self-important about it these days. She clearly fancies herself above the Housewives fray, like she is the Mr. Biggelsworth to Andy Cohen’s Dr. Evil. She is mistaken. If anyone is Mr. B, it’s Lisa VDP. At best, Bethenny is Frau Farbissina.

I will never tire of how awesome that vault was. Or get over the fact that she landed booty-first in the vault final.

Yeah, and one of those attorneys is so fearsome as to go by the nickname “Hook”? I enjoyed that detail.

Yes, thank you. I’m a big swim fan so I know his coach (Bob Bowman), but you and others are 1000% on the money that although Bowman gets featured periodically and credited as a coach, it is nowhere near the way this swimmer’s husband was addressed by commentators last night. Everyone (justifiably) talks about the…

I just went to her Twitter thinking this was probably exaggerated for comedic effect a little. No. She is 1000% PUMPED. For every event. I encourage all to check out her Twitter right now bc it is full of unbridled and contagious joy.

Those kids are so stupidly cute. I was lucky enough to see Kourtney and the kids in the wild recently and omg that baby. Adorable in person, too.

Honestly watching this show now that Kanye is featured regularly humanizes him to me and makes him seem so much more sane. I was totally with him when he told Kourtney he didn’t understand her question re the colored contacts. I mean, I understood what she was getting at but his response of “what would you say if I…

Same! I went to a fancy-ish all-inclusive in Mexico and felt SO uncomfortable about the super-deferential service. Also have the same conflict re tipping well in an economy that is dependent on tourism but it feels servant-y and is exacerbated when POC are waiting on you.

“Donald Trump, a red squirrel hurtling our country to the depths of Destruction depicted in Thomas Cole’s Course of Empire paintings and beyond...”

Her interactions with Jordan always gave me the impression that she was walking on eggshells around him. Like, “I like him the most, but I think he’s out of my league so I don’t want to rock the boat and call him on his bullsh*t answers because it might upset him.” Lame. And then with Robby she was always “I like that…

Went through as much of his Instagram as I could tolerate (not much) and what was most shocking to me was the sheer number of people smoking. All the money in the world isn't gonna protect you from cancer. It still just blows my mind that people smoke.

That is one of the many aspects about pageants that is revolting, and the idea that it is some sort of celebration of women or should be a confidence boost for these ladies is such a crock. I recently started watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend which has a fantastic scene devoted to the lie that women put on 4 inch heels and…

Genuinely asking- I thought that the bathroom phobias were well underway pre- Caitlyn Jenner?