Because Hilary! Duh. It's all her fault.

How dare you, sir or ma’am. I am awed by the resplendence of Cheesecake Factory every time I walk through its hallowed doors. Is it also emblematic of everything wrong with American eating habits? Perhaps. But to suggest I am a Megan Trainor fan AND disparage my slice of banana cream cheesecake is uncalled for. I also…

I was going to comment that a Real American would find the link for that shirt. Well done, Patriot.

I would also like to lodge a complaint for the situation I have ALL THE TIME where the store has a card swipe-y machine equipped with a chip reader, you go to use the reader, and the cashier exasperatedly tells you “the chip reader doesn’t work, we’re not set up for it! Don’t use it!” I fully appreciate that you have…

Khloe has been nasty on Twitter a couple times lately. Last week when that Lamar Odom stuff happened she replied to a Twitter user who said Khloe should be taking care of Lamar that she (Twitter user) knew nothing and was a sheep herded by society. Khloe’s language was even stronger than that. Mean, but also…

Absolutely. Say what you will of the Kardashians but they are so media savvy. They understand what seasons of Bachelor contestants have failed to learn: if you’re the one tearing someone else down on TV/in media, it only makes YOU look bad, and it feeds the flames. In full disclosure I am a total sucker for their…

Me too. She still has a ways to go, and was looking for an excuse to mix it up with Ariana, hence that improv nonsense argument, but Kristin seems like she’s legitimately trying. She gets credit for that. I know it’s a reality show but Jax in his “therapy” sessions is clearly just looking for his behavior to be…

Really though, those early episodes. It still blows my mind that Kristin and Tom were together. Followed by the season he and Ariana spent gaslighting her. Well, 50% gaslighting, 50% Kristin is crazy on her own.

You must start from the beginning though to appreciate the rich tapestry at work here.

Casting Johnny Weir is a stroke of genius. Particularly bc you KNOW he would be down to play that role.

Probably. And have you ever seen the calendar of monthly “to-do” items in Martha Stewart Living? Even if she does only a quarter of that stuff she’s a better housekeeper than me. For EVERY DAY it’s something like “Clean baseboards, prune tomato plants, re-seal countertops, put on beekeeper suit and tend to bees...”. I…

Ribbons!

Why is Watson barfing on Sherlock?

Elizabeth Hurley’s lab looks pleased as punch and nothing warms my heart like a happy dog.

The fact that he’s recording here makes me extra furious. She’s frustrated but trying to carry on a conversation and you're not only being rude and dismissive; you're planning to mock her to all your friends.

Why read the article when omg kitten pics! Please give me all the kittens.

I am a full-grown adult and I do not like tomato sauce. I wish I did! I like tomatoes, olive oil, Italian food generally, and I love pasta. But pasta with red sauce can keep it, no thanks.

Is the lighting weird or is Kylie wearing contacts (kontacts) in that shot? I noticed that her eyes looked...different when watching the ep too.

But...I know some of their plot lines are fake, but it seemed like Khloe really was finding out about the pregnancy on camera, right? That seemed like a genuine reaction from Khloe. Even if the show swapped dates around for whatever reason.

I don’t even care. Whether this real or fake, I find it all so OTT annoying and gross I don’t like either of them. Liked him before (though had started to get the sense he loved the attention a wee bit too much), found her mildly annoying but gave her a pass for the girl-power message and how fun it was to run to some…