Misread that as “Fairy Child Garden” and thought ‘Ooooh! Where is there a fairy child garden? Those pretty glass globes do look like something fairies might set up.’

Yes, I would say that the Fox execs trying to pull this is some next level shit. But it is not. IT IS THE SAME SHIT. Infuriating.

“It feels like Monday plus barf” made me laugh so hard after reading several articles here that were sending me into a rage spiral at the State of Things in the World. Please note I fully intend to steal that phrase and use it in my daily life. Good work.

This video just solidifies my belief that if I were in college again and given the choice between joining a sorority or a fraternity I would join a fraternity. I have to go these Professional Lady Luncheons all the time for work and those alone usually make me want to tear my hear out by the end. You know while those…

Pretty sure he’s made some anti-gay marriage comments as well. Such a bummer - he was also great in Chuck. Blerg.

So much to unpack here. Top of the list of course being Michael Cera’s weasely skeevy mustache.

Happy to proofread your work.

Best revenge story I ever heard was a wronged ex-girlfriend smearing deer scent (aka urine) on the hem of her ex-boyfriend’s curtains. He couldn’t tell where the smell was coming from for a long, long time. Bright side, he probably attracted some new potential deer mates.

Just me or do you ever get the sense that if Tom Brady wanted to bang Julian Edelmen he (Edelman) would totally go for it?

Preach. I was at a wedding a while ago when one of the women at my table was going on about astrology. I tried to politely tell her it wasn’t my thing but to each their own. As if to prove her point she very seriously asked me if I thought I would be the same person if I had been born in January instead of July. Yes.…

I find it a bit disrespectful to wear a batman suit to a wedding, but as others have noted he doesn’t seem like a bad kid, just doing his own thing and going through being a teen (though some of the Scientology-laced stuff gives me pause). But I think that skirt/dress he wore to prom is fab - go for it, kid. Reminded…

I also think, in a great twist, that his brother (or at least relative) Boz Tchividjian is the one that founded the organization GRACE, which is dedicated to dealing with rooting out sexual abuse in the church, particularly when it is minimized, etc. by religious leaders.

I am just shocked that this took place in Italy. This totally seems like a thing Americans would do while Europeans looked at us disdainfully. And then we’d have Guy Fieri taste the first piece and call it “out of bounds.”

Agree. Stop trying to make ‘klittra’ happen! It’s not going to happen.

From your lips to men’s dongs.

Ugh, I can’t even bring myself to watch that video based on your summary. Just despicable.

As much as the Kardashians are People of Dubious Morals, I feel bad for Kylie. I’m sure she doesn’t care for my pity, but letting your 17-year-old run around in sheer dresses and talk about the ideal boob tape for said dresses? To say nothing of her 25-year-old boyfriend, who also seems like a person of questionable…

That was my thought as well. Flying into a rage seems like a classic defensive reaction by the mom who is harboring her own deep-seated guilt over this.

I was really hoping he’d scream “You shot me! You shot me right in the arm!” A la Mustafa from Austin Powers.

I think this cat must be the good twin to my cat. Who was swirling around my legs the other day pretending to be sweet while I was completely stationary brushing my teeth and then bit my heel, hard, for no reason other than she could, and maybe the toothbrush was getting too much attention. She then skittered out of…