Wow, I’ve seen some REALLY stupid comments today but you might win the award for the dumbest. Congratulations.

I mean... the rest of the civilised world has a considerably lower rate of spectacular car chases on live tv without a considerably higher rate of unapprehended criminals merrily terrorizing the populace. So I’d wager there are other ways to go about this.

And since Dumbass Donald is still sitting on his pudgy hands not doing anything getting desperately needed respirators produced (“Me not believe pandemic. Me brightest person in world. Me know best. Where my remote?”), it’s great seeing American industry step up to the plate.

“This measure best reflects our comprehensive efforts to expand into new product segments and foster a customer-creation culture - one that is laser-focused on our riders and fans who are passionate about being overweight and dressing like they didn’t get the callback from the Village People after their audition.”

Bye

I don’t know what to say to that. I’ve lived in Michigan, Georgia, Ohio, and Nevada, and visited 40 other states, and I’ve seen it everywhere. Maybe you aren’t looking hard enough. 

You don’t find it the least bit ironic that they “RESPECT THE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS” but don’t respect the laws they are sworn to uphold?

Makes completely no sense how they built a business that way.

Good. The trucks should be crushed and molded into the shape of a Prius. 

Me! Me! I got a story!

I can’t tell what’s worse: that she abuses her authority by fucking deputies, that’s she’s “Jackie Gleason as a 70s car chase movie sheriff” racist, or that’s she’s one of those thirsty ass people who blasts your phone with too many texts.

Fuck him straight to hell.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

I’m not sure how to feel when people get caught up in victim-less crimes. This was a fake police ad, so no sex workers were even at risk of being exploited. All Bynum and McCarthy wanted to do was have sex and smoke some weed, both of which wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow in other states.

Agreed! And the vintage Cartier brooch is fucking amazing. 

I know this post is a joke, but I’ve heard this said so many times unironically that my blood pre-emptively started boiling in frustration even though you’re not being serious.

The whole “minivans are uncool” thing is ridiculous on it’s face. You ceased being a cool person when you had kids, buying a tarted up wagon with plastic wheel arches isn’t going to fool anyone. Just get the damn minivan, it’s the best tool for the job.

Neutral: Did you personally decide against upgrading to a new car? What stopped you from buying? 

Duh, anybody with an F-body with T-tops could tell them all about GM and leaks.