Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

Sure lady, fine. You and your daughter aren’t incestuous white trash.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

You sweet summer child. 

Looking forward to all the “free speech!” outcry, as if being a cast member on SNL is a constitutional right being unjustly ripped from this jamoke’s grasp.

If he really was worried about the effect of fear on Americans then he wouldn’t have spent so much time whipping up fear, anger, and divisions just to consolidate his grip on power. He’s have been talking togetherness, compassion, understanding and conciliation instead. The only reason so much of the country was…

The neoconservative New York Post columnist John Podhoretz wandered around in an orange Lacoste shirt and sensible shoes. He finally quit Twitter in March, after several unsuccessful attempts, following a joke about bombing NYU. “Twitter is only good for people until they get around 75,000 followers,” he said. “And…

It’s extremely frustrating how if anyone takes any stance on firearms other than completely unfettered access to every firearm ever conceived, you are “ANTI-GUN.”

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

Shockingly, the fleets of Taycans have been regularly TESTING. out in the real world. TESTING.

So, basically, non-Tesla carmakers have standards?

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

I mean, yeah. Jack Ryan is the American ideal in one tightly knit package: he knows everything, is physically at the peak, is a rugged individual who is always against impossible odds, who can look experts in the eye and say ‘I know better than you’, and ultimately discards all negotiation in favor of brusque violence.

He is killing people in literal concentration camps. He is tearing families apart because of racism. He is the most racist president in my lifetime. People who support him are evil, extremely stupid, or both. Supporting him has lead to the kind of deaths that we haven’t seen in our country since the Japanese…

If someone I might be doing business with is giving Trump $100k for a second term, I want to know.

Why are we shouting that Tesla “let” the driver do anything?

Bias aside (and I’ll agree with you that there is some bias) few trust that Cheetolini has the wherewithal and IQ to deal with this complex issue. Strutting in and throwing your weight around like a bull in a china shop (no pun intended) may have worked back in NJ building your shitty casinos but getting better trade…

1st gear : China are laughing at us. They’re going to sit back, let Cinnamon Hitler destroy our economy, and then re-start negotiations with whoever comes after him, assuming his successor is a functioning adult. All you need to understand is that Chump doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone or anything other than…

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.