I do not see how people can watch college football with a clean conscience. Why must every athlete be paid the same “wage” and only that wage, or less?

Probably the same reason the cars and motorcyclists pass the cyclist on flat roads and inclines.

Australia seems like the country the USA could have been had it lost the war of 1812.

Are we not diluting what it means to be blonde? Does dying one’s hair really make them a blonde? I can sleep with Roger Ailes but does that alone make me a Fox news reporter?

If she plays ball, by which I mean she will have to play with the balls of Fox executives to continue having a job.

My favorite thing about the Chiefs is they are the one team I can always count on the Colts to beat in the playoffs. It helps me sleep at night knowing they are there to get beat.

There’s something on his face.

The second one. In fact, we feel like his superbowl win for the Broncos was ours as well. I had to remind myself that the Colts have only 1 superbowl win.

I remember every time I go to Eric Dickerson’s car dealership. And Mike Pagel! There was a time when our score was always divisible by 3 because we never scored a touchdown. Today, I appreciate every touchdown we score—even if the other team has 50 because at least it’s not a field goalllllllllllllllllllll

You forgot. Indianapolis: It’s easier to get to Illinois or Ohio through here!

I spent the first 25 of my years life in Indianapolis. Hearing people complain about Indianapolis makes my heart sing (I did not want to use an orgasm reference because I am polite).

White men make it hard not to dislike them.

Being PC means not being an asshole. It is hard for old white men to not be assholes.

We paid them money we owed them from 1979. If they want cash, then they get cash. We owed them the money (we did not steal it of course because America never steals or does anything wrong ever because by definition our interests are always good and just!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). And they released hostages in exchange for us…

Most politicians are boring and mediocre public speakers. John Kerry, John McCain, George W are all boring to listen to. Michele Obama, Barack and Bill are exceptional politicians!

USA BITCHES!!!!!!!1111

Among the things that made Barry Bonds great was his quick swing, which gave him that much more time to decide what he wanted to do with the pitch.

The real story is income is so low relative to how productive our economy is.

Now I get it.

As a Pacers fan, he is an upgrade over Lavoy Allen.