“it’s using a public platform to grasp at straws in order to justify the writer’s own personal habits” 

“I notice people put a lot of moralizing around nicotine addiction”

Haven’t actually read this yet but I’m sure my opinion won’t change: Fuck this guy!

Are you sure it wasn’t the reverse vampires?

Also in CO and fuck yes!

“Zebras” is my second favorite episode and probably the only one I’ve only seen once. They never seem to show it for some reason

Would this one be ok? I sent this to some friends one time after threatening to send them dick pics

Joe Rogan should carry around a plant with him to replace all the oxygen he wastes (probably Carolla too)

Why would you do that to the homeless? Get everyone in (and formerly connected to) the current “administration” and do it to them

You know Liam Neeson was in that movie? You just didn’t know it was him ;)

Is it bad that I actually read that in his voice with his inflections? Maybe I watch too much SVU

(I want to say waiting on a resupply of lemon-soaked paper napkins)

“The problem with this mindset is that while smoke machines have existed, people aren’t constantly walking around with them and inhaling the smoke directly, multiple times per day, every day. The average person is going to have extremely limited contact with smoke machines on even a yearly basis”

Well first I’m gonna ignore that, as noted earlier, none of this has anything to do with the article or what I said

Well we can’t be reporting on that kind of thing because then people would realize out hysteria is completely unwarranted /s

“candied flavor = for children”

Meh, not much work to do today so...

You do understand what “second hand” means, right?

Ok but if it was “as bad as second hand smoke” we would be seeing a whole lot of deaths associated with them...which we don’t, which was my point. So, again, citation needed

Fuck Ben Shapiro and his disproportionately tiny head