You there! Fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off from there. Keep fucking off until you get back here, and then fuck off from here

I feel like this is just too fucking stupid for me to even mock it *SMDH*

Pfft, Canada. Like that’s an actual place...

*insert “I understood that reference” jpeg*

“Andre Johnson’s career highlight was beating the shit out of Cortland Finnegan”

I blame Prince and David Bowie. I’m not saying that they were holding the fabric of reality together but...damn...

Great...now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head all night (at least it’s one of theirs that I like)

“I hope Hannibal Lecter fucks the BSO management with Benjamin Raspail’s flute”

It’s the only way to be sure

3rd one: Batman Forever

Fuck Ben Shapiro and his disproportionately tiny head

Fact: Keaton was the best Batman but Val Kilmer was the best Bruce Wayne

I’m not sure if this one or the Dr. Hibbert one is better...

“Is it a slippery slope when it has already been done in localities”

Are you sure it wasn’t Jon Voight?

I’m fully convinced that Mike Tomlin is a robot and I’m not sure there’s anything that could change my mind

Yes, Hannah, it is unfortunate. It’s also, you know, SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP!

JFC, what is wrong with these people? Do they just sit around think about what should/would happen in a given scenario and say the exact opposite thing would happen?

tHaT’s SeXiSt!

“and has to content himself as Baracka”