“We went from one extreme long ago with institutionalizing people inappropriately to warehouse them to not having enough places for those that really need long-term residential type care”

I would vote for him if he were the nominee but we all kn(ew/ow) it’s never going to happen. As a CO resident, he’d have a much easier time beating Gardner for one of out Senate seats

Yeah, “ignoring” it; that’s why people on the left started calling Obama “deporter-in-chief”...

My thoughts exactly

*insert “I understood that reference” meme*

Well, geez, we couldn’t possibly do exactly what we’ve always done with those requesting asylum before...

“would provide healthcare for all undocumented immigrants”

“Donald Trump is trying to figure out how to give all those border patrol workers Congressional Medals of Honor”

“An open border policy would be bad for everyone”

I would have gone with the letters G, F, & Y...

“a bunch of poor, scrappy colonists defeated the largest military on the planet”

“Felons shouldn’t have any influence on public policy” 

Wait, what? How are we “Texas Lite” when we’re, at best, purple-ish and getting bluer all the time?

“Part of the issue of why we have Trump in the first place is — you guessed it — gerrymandered districts”

“The answer to Republicans gaming the system in their favor is not to game the system in the Democrats’ favor the minute the opportunity presents itself”

The problem, though, lies in the fact that we can’t “gerrymander the shit out of everything” without power at the state level

“Republican controlled, gerrymandered senate”

*insert “Why not both?’ gif*

*puts on Grammar Nazi hat*