“Donald Trump is trying to figure out how to give all those border patrol workers Congressional Medals of Honor”

“An open border policy would be bad for everyone”

I would have gone with the letters G, F, & Y...

“a bunch of poor, scrappy colonists defeated the largest military on the planet”

“Felons shouldn’t have any influence on public policy” 

Wait, what? How are we “Texas Lite” when we’re, at best, purple-ish and getting bluer all the time?

“Part of the issue of why we have Trump in the first place is — you guessed it — gerrymandered districts”

“The answer to Republicans gaming the system in their favor is not to game the system in the Democrats’ favor the minute the opportunity presents itself”

The problem, though, lies in the fact that we can’t “gerrymander the shit out of everything” without power at the state level

“Republican controlled, gerrymandered senate”

*insert “Why not both?’ gif*

*puts on Grammar Nazi hat*

It’s also assuming that the stones/gauntlet didn’t somehow account for collateral damage like that, and I don’t see how they couldn’t/wouldn’t. My head-canon says they did until word of God says otherwise

“And somewhere in that chaos, someone was thoughtful enough to tow Scott Lang’s van to a secure storage unit”

And you know this how, since it hasn’t been released yet?

HOLY FUCK! That would be awesome, Marvel has to make this happen somehow

IIRC it’s just black & white stripes

That’s what I’m thinking. Don’t protest, turn it into “Boston Pride 2019 II”

*sigh* I hate that term. Chaps, by definition, don’t have an ass; if they did they’d be pants

I’m sure the (*maybe*) few dozen people who’ll show up are very happy