To which I would reply, “And what is it that you’d be gaining over the long-term?”

“Farmers aren’t assholes — they are just socially conservative for a variety of reasons so they are pretty much reliably Republicans”

And all of this is exactly why we need to overhaul the Constitution to better fit how reality actually works in 2019 rather than how it did in 1789

This is what I keep wondering lately about anti-abortion shit and I would love for one of them to actually answer

Rooster and (beaver or cat)?

Oh yeah it works perfectly fine, that’s why literally 1 person in the Senate can prevent anything from actually getting done and a we’ve had nothing but a series of continuing resolutions rather than an actual budget for a decade or so

And just because it was set up that way 230 years ago doesn’t mean it works now

That pretty much always my answer to “originalist” bullshit”: It’s not fucking 1789 anymore!

Plus, as I recall, one of the people who wrote the fucking thing said we should scrap it and adjust it every 25 years or something

*side-eyeing Wyoming from Colorado*

“5'9, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!”

“Florida?! But that’s America’s wang”

Alabama: “Hold my beer”

I love our airport but, yeah, the whole construction thing is driving everyone I know up the fucking wall

I love his entire airport rant (and his story about touring in Russia)

They probably don’t because that would actually be an efficient way to do it

Send that memo to Fox (and also DC/WB): People don’t care about characters just because of name recognition, you actually have to build up to it

Exactly. Probably wouldn’t be able to do it live-action for reasons stated above but we’ve already seen that an X-Men series works just fine. Do it like Clone Wars in 3D CGI and people (including me) would watch the shit out of it

“All they’ll care is that they saw Steve and Tony punching each other before Batman and Superman did it”

I didn’t know how much I wanted someone on Etsy or something to insert Thanos into a Thomas Kinkade-esque painting until right now so I can stick it on my wall