(Holy shit, he knows I'm not really Bud Selig, right?)

Dear Jorge,

Ferris
First time I saw it, when Ferris pops up out of bed and says "They bought it", I lost my shit. Almost choked to death on my popcorn, actually.

Yes, season 4 is awesome. mbs, quit wasting time!

Can't wait for the pack showing a guy sitting on the edge of a bed, softly crying, while a hooker gets her clothes back on in the background.

Shit, I thought they were good for you! I thought they had Vitamin C in them and stuff!

SoH: Those ARE the goddamn lyrics to that song, I don't care what anyone says.

Idiots.
When this "joke" was pointed out to me yesterday, I thought, "How is this different from any other stupid thing they sell?"

Toy Story 3
This is the first I've heard of it. Kick ass.

A show featuring fat people with twists?
Should be called The Chubby Checker.

ZMF was right about PUNISHER:WAR ZONE, but this has a PG-13 rating, so I'm not even gonna bother.

To all you bastards on the Internet
Please refrain from double clicking on "4min33secs.exe" for the next 5 minutes. This is important.

Just steer clear of the friendly elderly couple at the Alamo, Yummsh.

*ahem* Stephanie *cough*

CD + DVD
Any word on whether or not the bonus content is worth tracking down?

2600!
Never seen the show, but that is one kick ass DVD design.

Die in a fired.

No "Archie and the KKK"? C'mon, Archie threatens to call forth his black brothers! Talk about changing nature! :)

Yeah, they need to finish releasing AITF seasons. Or make one big box set. Or something.

Oh yeah. So he is. Good eye, phel.