“Made possible by technology.”

Whoever stitched that jersey is probably from Akransas.

“But is is possible..."

Another reason why being a theater major sucks.

That is the best Skip Bayless analogy I will ever read.

The "charmed, alarmed(?)" kid was funnier.

Tl,dr -“This policy is about public embarrassment, not player safety.”

“Can you believe this shit?" - that mascot's facial expression

Do they have to wait for the criminal investigation/charges to complete before moving forward with the civil suit?

Glad I received a lecture about life from a student athlete. Maybe he can help me with retirement plans, so I can be broke and homeless 3 years in.

“...Linda here was quite the squirter...”

It’s disgusting they ask for money through GoFundMe. Go fuck yourself. They put themselves in that situation. Be an adult and quit looking for the easy way out.

Seems like the instances of watching people die on the internet by just reading news online is at an all-time high, as of late.

Now watch their marriage dissolve after they fail to grapple with the reality of what they’ve been missing out on, especially in their physical prime.

“...along with EVERY CITY IN THE SOUTH.” Haha, priceless.

Hooker!

Just how bad is it going to get in Brazil?

Sounds more interesting than what's on American Television.

It’s not a glitch. FIFA itself is just a rip off. It's why EA makes it in the first place.