That never stopped Pat Summerall from going on TV.

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

Wonderful at exploding, you say?

I work with a woman who has a piece of paper on her desk that says ‘HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS’. This woman has had to go home early for shitting her pants in the office on more than one occasion.

Wonderful. Can I get a grande, iced latte, with skim?

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Austin:

Good takes, all of them. I love a lot of what Billy Haisley writes, and think he gets it right more often than not, but this is some of the worst analysis I’ve encountered from him.